For those who don’t know, I work at a distributed company called Automattic. Once a year, virtually all our employees descend on a central location (like locusts) to work together and have a blast. At the time of this post, I believe we’re a little over 400 people strong making the web a better place. Also at this grand meetup, we all have to give a ~4 minute flash talk about anything.
Jesse was having a hard time choosing a topic, so he put it up for a vote. My cat won the poll.